Hold what ya got Vegas, Coming in January...

Unfortunately or fortunately, my vacation days have been pushed back to the month of January... Im not sure if it is best to start the new year off with Vegas but we will see how it turns out i guess...

What Mustache Do You Pimp?

Seriously?

The Bearded Woman-stache


The too poor to buy a razor stache


The Tom Selleck


The Crowbar?


Mad Scientist-Stache


Sinister stache


Fu-Manchu-Stache


The Revolutionary Stache

Random funny shit!

WTF?! R U Serious!? Lady Gahh Gaaaaah

Who let this "ra'tard" into the mainstream music industry? First the swedes burn kittens for biofuel,( think im joking? ) now they have this mule eared, lesbian seagull singing all over the globe! For all im concearned she can stay in the european/eastern block... It's better for the mass public of America if we hide her away somewhere unimportant and uninfluencial like Kazahkastan!
If you buy her CD i will know and I will show up, ring ur trailer house door bell (tin can attached to string) hangin on "yer" door and punch you in the ear!
* It has been brought to my attention that lady Gaga has not just has the worst music in history but also a Penis... Seriously, she does!

You said Golf is What?

Some people truly do not appreciate the finer things in life...

This should be the end result...

BAWAHAHA!!!

VIVA LAS VEGAS

LAS VEGAS... Sin city, Althought the translation of how it became has been lost many many centuries ago, im almost sure it means, "whales vagina."

The modern day Sodom and Gomorrah is now easily located in Nevada. Soon I should be on a plane headed to the bright lights of The entertainment capital of the world! The city that never sleeps, will be tested as I make my way through every bar and show with the occassional stop into a casino and resturant. Hooters!! Vegas and Hooters combined are like cherrios and chocolate milk together! Fucking amazing! I might just lose my mind if im the for too long...

I find it slightly ironic that i will be going from a war zone desert to another war zone desert... Two different wars wage, but both with the same principal in mind...

The best thing about Vegas is the partying and gambling. Im going to try to find a way to incorporate both of these at the same time. If i leave with both kidneys, at least a dollar left in my pocket, and am on the right plane, i think i would consider going back! We will see ;)

Wish me luck and Davis if your reading this you better tell your grandma to put on her dancing shoes ;) Cause when i get there im taking her out ;)

Peace